Monday 28 March 2011

Counting the days

Just a snapshot of where I will be in a few weeks time









Heaven on earth!

I CANT WAIT :)

Monday 21 March 2011

Ex Boyfriends are bad for health

NOTE TO SELF:


EX BOYFRIENDS are BAD for health


EX BOYFRIENDS that called to have lunch are BAD for health


EX BOYFRIENDS that wants to go for coffee together are BAD for health


EX BOYFRIENDS that wants to come for sleep over???!!!! BAD FOR HEALTH !!! X 10 X 25 X 45!!!!!!

Sunday 20 March 2011

Me Vs Celebrity Bloggers

These past few weeks, with the drama, tsunami and whatever that is happening at work, it makes me think of the career path that I've chosen and whether it is actually worth it.


Currently I'm earning 7K++, works 9am to 9pm, have absolutely no life and on weekends all I wanna do is just sleep to recover my sleepless nights on weekdays.




Considering my age; (I'm 26 btw), I can say that I'm actually earning quite a lot but seriously, this salary comes with the expense of: MY SOCIAL LIFE








And then there are the celebrity bloggers




(Wendy Cheng of Xiaxue fame, last I checked, she earned SGD17K/month...whoa,mad respect for this woman!!!)


Those who do nothing but live and write about their daily life and get paid tons of $$$




(redmummy from redmummy.com, was featured in one of local newspaper as one of the top earning bloggers in Malaysia, rumor has it the she's earning 1mil??? redmummy has vehemently denied the rumor, saying she's raking in only about 10k++/month)


I mean, the stuff that they write isn't exactly astrophysics or something, it's more to like "oh today I went here" "i cooked this" "Bought this" "my cat pooped" yadayadayada and so on


Ironically, these people gets paid maybe double or triple of what I am paid, and they are not confined to any working hours, rules or office politics!!


They are their own bosses!!!


Talk about freedom man


I mean, who would've known if they actually blogged while wearing just underpants or..while pooping??!!!


Ah blisss.....................


Seriously, they ARE indeed geniuses and I salute them


I mean, look at me, I wake up at 8, go to work, suffer at work to achieve the targets, go home at 9 and ...basically died


These bloggers maybe wake up at 10, have breakfast, go shopping, chilling, attend event and later come back at night and sleep with a very heartwarming feeling


Well I'm not saying that it is THAT easy being a celebrity blogger, I mean, the numbers that they have to put in just to come up with 1 interesting post, and the endless numbers of camwhoring sessions (:p), but still compared to my working life, it still sucks being me isn't it???


Of course there are also celebrity bloggers like Kenny Sia and Vivy Yusof who actually have an actual job besides blogging


People said Kenny earned so much from blogging now he can afford to open up his own gym!!
from Kenny's website, www.kennysia.com


Lucky Kenny


So, am I actually blogging now just to earn big bucks like them?...nah...I'm just here to rant and whine about life...besides, nobody reads my blog anyway, but in the future...who knows right?






Sunday 13 March 2011

asos.com

I dont know whether U already knew about it, or is it just me, but asos.com now ships to Malaysia



YES, designer labels....
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FINGERTIPS


Get ready with your credit cards now



Saturday 12 March 2011

Bonus oh Bonus





On the day Japan was hit by the most powerful earthquake to ever struck the island nation, another earthquake with a magnitude of maybe 9.1 hit MY organization.

Yes, it was the day we received our bonus.

and man, almost 90% of us were so dissatisfied with the bonus it was as if there was a ferocious tsunami that spawned throughout the whole organization

People were talking about bonus the whole day, of how we have performed beyond what was expected of us and yet the remuneration in return was so crappy that we think we couldn't even afford to buy ourselves some dog food after deducting the tax and EPF.

and CEO's reaction to it was, which I quote " I understand that some of you were unhappy with your bonuses but please bear in mind that what you received was based on your performance"

Like huh?





We did perform u dumb-ass!

So this year was also the first year that my stupid organization changed the way the bonus is decided.

Earlier on, it was according to the matrix, that is if u get an A rating then your bonus ranges around 5-7 months.

But this year, it is based SOLELY on the Line Manager's decision.

Isn't it freaking stupid?

I smell BIAS and FAVORITISM and UNJUST from 100 metres away

and what I expected did happen. The favorites got a higher bonus compared to the ones who did perform because they simply know how to kiss ass better

Fantastic

So the rest of us who did not kiss any asses, simply got DUST for our bonuses

Seriously, they should put "ass-kissing 24/7" in our JD,

because from the way things turned out, that is all it takes to take you where u wanna be!


Thursday 10 March 2011

About A Boy


Dear X

I hate your attitude, but at the same time I find myself strangely attracted to you.

You look miserable 99% of the time, but that 1% of the time that you don't, it feels like I'm seeing another you.

You look really great when you smile, you should consider smiling more. especially. to.me

Strangely enough, part of me wants to slap you for being such an arrogant bastard, but another part of me wants to share your pain, your joy and always be there for you

I wish we will have a chance to get to know each other better

Somehow I feel that underneath that arrogance, that annoying face and that asshole attitude, lies a great person with a big heart waiting to be found

I hope our path will cross, but until that happens;

I will still continue to hate and to adore you, while at the same time refraining myself from slapping you for being extremely rude and annoying.

XOXO

Saturday 5 March 2011

An Open Letter To MY Bank Account

Dear Bank Account,


I know I've promised you many, many, maaaany times that I shall not withdraw, transfer, or auto-debit from you anymore, again, again, over and over again, especially since I'll be taking a huge chunk off u for my Maldives trip, but seriously, I believe something has gotten into me last night.

Seriously Bank Account, it was evil doing..like I was possessed or something..I couldn't stop, I wanted to, but it was as if there's a stronger force within me that was not gonna let me go, lingering, pulling me, pushing me, while at the same time whispering its evil intentions until to the point where clicked "purchase" and completed my payment

I didn't know what happened!!!! And when I woke up, I saw that I've made these purchases...




I am seriously not at fault, Bank Account...Like I told you, I was possessed!!! But although I couldn't recall what happened last night, but I know who's behind this...
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It's the evil spirit of H&M!!!!!!!!!!


see I told you I didn't lie..even the ad has some demonic agenda in it (serious shopping....)

They are downright evil!!!! Never fail to make me go broke whenever I passed by their store.. And now they are opening more stores??!!! ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (bangs head to the table)





Err, but anyway Bank Account....don't U err..mmm..wanna see my purchases???


(Bats eyelashes)


TARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!



I





Nice right????


See, even when I'm possessed, I still have good taste!


(blows nails and imagines the sarcastic stare from Bank Account)